{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
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