Gaius Porcius Cato was a Roman politician and general, notably consul in 114 BC. He was the son of Marcus Porcius Cato Licinianus and grandson of Cato the Censor.
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":433}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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