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His Majesty's Prison Wakefield is a Category A men's prison in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England, operated by His Majesty's Prison Service. The prison has been nicknamed the \"Monster Mansion\" along with HM Prison Frankland due to the large number of high-profile, high-risk sex offenders and murderers held there.
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